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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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  • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

    That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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    brunchyvirus
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    Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound

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    • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT tropicaldingdong@lemmy.world

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        zd9@lemmy.world
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        l o n g b o y e

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        • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

          You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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          phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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          The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.

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            phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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            Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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              Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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              bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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              Is a poptart a pizza?

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                jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?

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                • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                  You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                  jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                  Cheap garbage preservative junk food.

                  It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.

                  I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.

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                    Cheap garbage preservative junk food.

                    It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.

                    I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.

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                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                    You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                      You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                      jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                      Yeah I wasn’t sure on that part. That’s crazy that the filling is shelf stable and keeps.

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                        krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                        Someone get this person a Nobel prize.

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                        • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                          You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                          skisnow@lemmy.ca
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                          Once every 2-3 years I forget what they’re like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.

                          Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.

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                            Darren
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                            🎶Poptarts on a borzoi
                            You know, you know
                            This is serious 🎶

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                            • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                              You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                              prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                              Cardboard

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                                Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

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                                felsiq
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                                Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?

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                                • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                  no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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                                  prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Derlöngënsniffer

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                                  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                    You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                                    savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                                    They are incredibly flammable. Basically just a slab of glucose fructose.

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                                      Cardboard

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                                      BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                                      with old jam

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                                      • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                        You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                                        aa5b@lemmy.world
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                                        You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box

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                                          socsa
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                                          Great now it has captured my soul

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