Directions

I propose Antartica adopt an irrational approach.

Decide on Antartica North as a basis, clearly this should be Antartica’s tentacle where it reaches out trying to touch the South American tentacle. 1 AntArcSpan is thus the rational radius of Antartica.

Multiply Antartica North by the square root of -1 a.k.a. the number i.

I propose as international law that real estate/territory claims all have to be solely defined in terms of trignometric functions on Antartica.

It would also hopefully draw irrationality from other continents, maybe acting as an irrationality sink.

… It’s free real imaginary estate.

You can’t have two places named north. Computers can’t handle shit like that.

They also said computers can’t handle dates beyond 1999.

They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it?

Here’s your hint, the Earth is round.

Shits crazy

But no Australia is definitely all south

Oh, you’re one of those that believe Australia actually exists?

No it was a test, you failed.

Austraillia has 2 L’s and 2 i’s

I was one of the guys deploying the fix in '98. You’re all welcome.

the joke is that all lines of longitude meet at the poles. So everything is north of the south pole. There doesn’t exist a east, west, or south of the south pole

Better check my compass…

But we were only supposed to have three estates!

North-Antartica is doughnut shaped

One could say we’re headed for a brave new world.

These days I sorta wish everything had broken for real. Curse you!

Waiting for my state-mandated drug orgies