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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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    a_union_of_kobolds@lemmy.world
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    You’re doing good work

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      Lambda
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      My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts…

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        assassassin@lemmy.world
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        How many pop tarts long is snoot?

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          StinkyFingerItchyBum
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          J’aime ça des poptarts.

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            TachyonTele
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            This is the intro to a horror movie. You can’t fool me.

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                How many pop tarts long is snoot?

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                betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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                The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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                  betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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                  After last week’s poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.

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                    thetetrapod@lemmy.world
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                    “'Do you have games on your phone?”

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                      drdystopia@lemy.lol
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                      Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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                        My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts…

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                        drdystopia@lemy.lol
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                        You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                          padge@lemmy.zip
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                          I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.

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                            Bouger moi

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                            • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                              The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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                              assassassin@lemmy.world
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                              That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway

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                                Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

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                                https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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                                • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                  Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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                                  “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                                    “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                                    no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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                                      aceshigh@lemmy.world
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                                      That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                      • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                                        That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                        It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.

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                                          That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                          onyxjet@lemmy.world
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                                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

                                          This fella

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