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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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    krunklom@lemmy.zip
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    Someone get this person a Nobel prize.

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    • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

      You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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      skisnow@lemmy.ca
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      Once every 2-3 years I forget what they’re like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.

      Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.

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        Darren
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        #37

        🎶Poptarts on a borzoi
        You know, you know
        This is serious 🎶

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        • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

          You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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          prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Cardboard

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          • ekZeppE ekZepp

            Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

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            https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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            felsiq
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            #39

            Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?

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            • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

              no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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              prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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              Derlöngënsniffer

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              • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                They are incredibly flammable. Basically just a slab of glucose fructose.

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                  Cardboard

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                  BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                  #42

                  with old jam

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                  • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                    You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                    aa5b@lemmy.world
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                    You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box

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                    • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                      socsa
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                      Great now it has captured my soul

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                      • F felsiq

                        Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?

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                        swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                        it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy

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                        • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de

                          it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy

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                          felsiq
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                          Thanks, this is what I was thinking of but fucked up my muppets lore haha

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