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Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM moseschrute@lemmy.world

    I have. Men with bad aim. Skill issue.

    One possible fix is adding a urinal target. I’m sure you could implement a similar concept in a regular toilet.

    A urinal target, sometimes known by the specific types urinal fly or urinal bee, is an image or mark placed inside a urinal to encourage users to aim in a particular place so as to avoid messes and reduce cleaning costs.

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    zqps
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    Perfect aim still splatters small droplets all around. Try placing a newspaper next to your toilet.

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      Can people do what they need to do without anybody policing them? Seat up or down who cares?

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      Camelbeard
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      As a guy please leave it up, when I need to poop I really don’t want to sit on a seat with pee splatter all over. If it’s really unisex I think most women rather put it down than sit on a wet toiletseat.

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        the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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        Toilet seats are fully operational by anyone, (it’s true I checked). How about instead of trying to police everyone you just put it up or down yourself and stfu?

        Seeing this sign would ensure I go out of my way to leave it up.

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          As a guy please leave it up, when I need to poop I really don’t want to sit on a seat with pee splatter all over. If it’s really unisex I think most women rather put it down than sit on a wet toiletseat.

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          samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          Why does it matter how it’s left when you’re done? All that matters is lifting it when you pee.

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            Perfect aim still splatters small droplets all around. Try placing a newspaper next to your toilet.

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            moseschrute@lemmy.world
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            Ok this is actually a great point, and I’d like to pose another question. If you’re gonna pee standing up with the lid open, what’s the optimal angle to minimize splatter? I would love to see an experiment or simulation to find the optimal angle.

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            • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS samus12345@sh.itjust.works

              Why does it matter how it’s left when you’re done? All that matters is lifting it when you pee.

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              Camelbeard
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              Well yeah, but way too many lazy guys just pee.

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                Well yeah, but way too many lazy guys just pee.

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                samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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                Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

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                  mintyfresh@lemmy.world
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                  I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

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                  • mintyfresh@lemmy.worldM mintyfresh@lemmy.world

                    I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

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                    The gentlemanly thing would be to keep it in your pants, like I do.

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                      Toilet seats are fully operational by anyone, (it’s true I checked). How about instead of trying to police everyone you just put it up or down yourself and stfu?

                      Seeing this sign would ensure I go out of my way to leave it up.

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                      entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                      Thats a spicy take. You know the seat being down is more than convenience, right? It’s extremely unhygienic to flush an open toilet let alone the dangers of small children falling in. I recognize a public space is less likely to have a child small enough and unattended to worry significantly about.

                      We live in a society and all that. Personal responsibility only works if you err on the side of caution. If there is a default setting to a toilet seat and cover it would be down and closed. Otherwise, why put one on at all.

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                      • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                        If men have to put down women have to lift up. Morality is when the same logic is applied to the other side. Otherwise your being sexist and prejudice.

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                        tomi000@lemmy.world
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                        Yes because men can only shit while standing. Are you reading your own bullshit?

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                        • T tomi000@lemmy.world

                          Yes because men can only shit while standing. Are you reading your own bullshit?

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                          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                          Nah but you are if we shit the seat is down. Think before you speak.

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                          • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS samus12345@sh.itjust.works

                            Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

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                            It really helps to explain all the folks who’re fans of sink peeing, when you think about it.

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                            • potoooooooo ☑️I potoooooooo ☑️

                              The gentlemanly thing would be to keep it in your pants, like I do.

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                              mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                              you piss in your pants?

                              that’s gotta get gross quickly

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                              • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                Nah but you are if we shit the seat is down. Think before you speak.

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                                tomi000@lemmy.world
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                                So why should women put the seat up if they cant know if youre gonna shit or piss. Why dont you try that thinking before speaking thing yourself for once?

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                                • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM mojofrododojo@lemmy.world

                                  you piss in your pants?

                                  that’s gotta get gross quickly

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                                  Because it’s so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It’s fine.

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                                  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS samus12345@sh.itjust.works

                                    Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

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                                    Camelbeard
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                                    I have a 5 year old kid that only wants to pee standing but (despite me telling him not to) he never lifts the seat. Unfortunately some guys never seem to grow beyond 5 years old…

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                                    • tomenzgg@midwest.socialT tomenzgg@midwest.social

                                      It really helps to explain all the folks who’re fans of sink peeing, when you think about it.

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                                      • T tomi000@lemmy.world

                                        So why should women put the seat up if they cant know if youre gonna shit or piss. Why dont you try that thinking before speaking thing yourself for once?

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                                        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                        You don’t? That’s a moronic take. We lift we drop we don’t bitch about it. Only a petty fuck would make the seat being pre-prepared for thier specifications an issue. Still haven’t used your brain eh.

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                                        • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM moseschrute@lemmy.world

                                          Ok this is actually a great point, and I’d like to pose another question. If you’re gonna pee standing up with the lid open, what’s the optimal angle to minimize splatter? I would love to see an experiment or simulation to find the optimal angle.

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                                          zqps
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                                          Aim for flat angles on the porcelain, I guess.

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