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Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM mojofrododojo@lemmy.world

    you piss in your pants?

    that’s gotta get gross quickly

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    potoooooooo ☑️
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    Because it’s so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It’s fine.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS samus12345@sh.itjust.works

      Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

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      Camelbeard
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      I have a 5 year old kid that only wants to pee standing but (despite me telling him not to) he never lifts the seat. Unfortunately some guys never seem to grow beyond 5 years old…

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      • tomenzgg@midwest.socialT tomenzgg@midwest.social

        It really helps to explain all the folks who’re fans of sink peeing, when you think about it.

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        • T tomi000@lemmy.world

          So why should women put the seat up if they cant know if youre gonna shit or piss. Why dont you try that thinking before speaking thing yourself for once?

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          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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          You don’t? That’s a moronic take. We lift we drop we don’t bitch about it. Only a petty fuck would make the seat being pre-prepared for thier specifications an issue. Still haven’t used your brain eh.

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          • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM moseschrute@lemmy.world

            Ok this is actually a great point, and I’d like to pose another question. If you’re gonna pee standing up with the lid open, what’s the optimal angle to minimize splatter? I would love to see an experiment or simulation to find the optimal angle.

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            zqps
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            Aim for flat angles on the porcelain, I guess.

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            • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

              You don’t? That’s a moronic take. We lift we drop we don’t bitch about it. Only a petty fuck would make the seat being pre-prepared for thier specifications an issue. Still haven’t used your brain eh.

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              tomi000@lemmy.world
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              I can make it even simpler for you, because you dont seem to get basic logic.

              Case 1: Woman uses the bathroom -> the seat is down -> everyone can use it as is.
              Case 2: Man pisses while standing -> the seat is up -> woman needs to lower it 100%, man only when sitting down next time.

              Also thats not even the issue. A toilet seat if fucking filthy. Forcing someone else to touch it just because you are too lazy to lower it yourself after using it for yourself is as selfish as it gets.

              I dont think this will get through to you but maybe you can stop and think about it for 10s. Why make life hard fpr other people for your own benefit? Maybe thats your egotistic worldview and you see yourself as an alpha or whatever bs, but if not your take doesnt make any sense.

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              • T tomi000@lemmy.world

                I can make it even simpler for you, because you dont seem to get basic logic.

                Case 1: Woman uses the bathroom -> the seat is down -> everyone can use it as is.
                Case 2: Man pisses while standing -> the seat is up -> woman needs to lower it 100%, man only when sitting down next time.

                Also thats not even the issue. A toilet seat if fucking filthy. Forcing someone else to touch it just because you are too lazy to lower it yourself after using it for yourself is as selfish as it gets.

                I dont think this will get through to you but maybe you can stop and think about it for 10s. Why make life hard fpr other people for your own benefit? Maybe thats your egotistic worldview and you see yourself as an alpha or whatever bs, but if not your take doesnt make any sense.

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                beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                Dum dum what do you think men do when we lift the toilet seat? Stop thinking about “ew I have to touch the toilet” and just stop policing ppl shitting. Fucking repedocan mindset rules for thee not for me. But you can’t imagine a world where you have to do what others do.

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                • S spikespaz@programming.dev

                  Analyze the form factor of toilet. Is it one of those round ones that’s sized for potty-training a child? Emergencies only. The bowl deep enough and water low enough? Push dick down with one hand, hope Poseidon doesn’t kiss your willy. Stand up far to wipe, don’t sit down too fast. Try not to piss under the seat.

                  Prefer to avoid public restrooms for shits, stand up to pee.

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                  juliebean@lemmy.zip
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                  i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?

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                  • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                    Dum dum what do you think men do when we lift the toilet seat? Stop thinking about “ew I have to touch the toilet” and just stop policing ppl shitting. Fucking repedocan mindset rules for thee not for me. But you can’t imagine a world where you have to do what others do.

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                    tomi000@lemmy.world
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                    Maybe you like touching toilet seats. Some people dont and I dont see why I should force them to.

                    Also do you even read what youre writing? “Have to do what others do” equals “have to do something an other person forces me to because of their fucking lazy ass” in your mind? How entitled can you get. Please stop spreading conservative bullshit your manly man grandpa taught you.

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                    • juliebean@lemmy.zipJ juliebean@lemmy.zip

                      i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?

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                      spikespaz@programming.dev
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                      The seat is the problem not the water. You have to make a choice with some variety of toilets, touch the seat or get splashed. Obviously try to stay far enough away from both, but the point is, standing up is far easier than playing this game.

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                      • T tomi000@lemmy.world

                        Maybe you like touching toilet seats. Some people dont and I dont see why I should force them to.

                        Also do you even read what youre writing? “Have to do what others do” equals “have to do something an other person forces me to because of their fucking lazy ass” in your mind? How entitled can you get. Please stop spreading conservative bullshit your manly man grandpa taught you.

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                        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                        And you so fucking self centered and petty that I doubt you’ll have a man in your house to fight over a SEAT POSITION. Buy a dog die alone.

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                        • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                          And you so fucking self centered and petty that I doubt you’ll have a man in your house to fight over a SEAT POSITION. Buy a dog die alone.

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                          tomi000@lemmy.world
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                          Youre really using me as a mirror arent you? I wish you well and that you may find the strength to overcome your arrogance.

                          Btw Im a man with a wife and just a shred of empathy, thats why we dont fight about the seat position. But sure, keep feeling superior for making people touch your piss. Sad.

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                          • T tomi000@lemmy.world

                            Youre really using me as a mirror arent you? I wish you well and that you may find the strength to overcome your arrogance.

                            Btw Im a man with a wife and just a shred of empathy, thats why we dont fight about the seat position. But sure, keep feeling superior for making people touch your piss. Sad.

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                            beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                            Dude no one believes you. Just go pee sitting down. You clearly a woman.

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                            • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                              Dude no one believes you. Just go pee sitting down. You clearly a woman.

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                              tomi000@lemmy.world
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                              I dont really care if you believe me. Keep deluding yourself in every way. It doesnt make my points any more or less valid.

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                              • potoooooooo ☑️I potoooooooo ☑️

                                Because it’s so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It’s fine.

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                                mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                                ok ok shit… being responsible for my mess is the upright thing to do. time for depends.

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                                • E entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                  Thats a spicy take. You know the seat being down is more than convenience, right? It’s extremely unhygienic to flush an open toilet let alone the dangers of small children falling in. I recognize a public space is less likely to have a child small enough and unattended to worry significantly about.

                                  We live in a society and all that. Personal responsibility only works if you err on the side of caution. If there is a default setting to a toilet seat and cover it would be down and closed. Otherwise, why put one on at all.

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                                  bigchunga
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                                  The seat is not what closes a toilet. That’s the lid and it’s not even mentioned on the sign.

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                                    djehuti@programming.dev
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                                    Lid up -> cats drink toilet water

                                    Lid down -> no toilet-face cats

                                    (Seat down because lid is down)

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