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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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    ddplf@szmer.info
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    What are these, cookies for infants?

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      waitthisisntreddit@lemmy.world
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      Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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      • B bdot@lemmy.world

        you could call them cup cakes

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        sam_bass@lemmy.world
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        B cup cakes

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        • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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          daggermoon@lemmy.world
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          those are some suckable cookies

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          • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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            raiderkev@lemmy.world
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            Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

            Youtube Video

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            • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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              manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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              Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                agent641@lemmy.world
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                Everything reminds me of her

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                • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                  ckmnstr@lemmy.world
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                  I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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                    billwashere
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                    Now you just need some milk.

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                    • moosetwinM moosetwin

                      SCP-597

                      ::: spoiler unrelated note
                      that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
                      :::

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                      kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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                      That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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                      • ? Guest

                        Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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                        SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                        I do apologize for having standards.

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                          i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world
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                          Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                          You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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                            Nabisco™ Tits.

                            “Hey, I think these things are responding!”

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                            Betcha didn’t know

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                              What are these, cookies for infants?

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                              assassinatedbycia@lemmy.world
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                              I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

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                                deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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                                Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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                                • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                                  Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                                  potoooooooo ☑️
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                                  I recommend blue or purple.

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                                  • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD daggermoon@lemmy.world

                                    those are some suckable cookies

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                                    It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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                                    • A aesthelete@lemmy.world

                                      How was the orgy?

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                                      potoooooooo ☑️
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                                      The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.

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                                        flango@lemmy.eco.br
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                                        That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.

                                        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata

                                        Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,

                                        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catania)

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                                        • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                                          barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                          The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.

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