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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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  • B bdot@lemmy.world

    you could call them cup cakes

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    sam_bass@lemmy.world
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    B cup cakes

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      daggermoon@lemmy.world
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      those are some suckable cookies

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        raiderkev@lemmy.world
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        Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

        Youtube Video

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          manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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          Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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            agent641@lemmy.world
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            Everything reminds me of her

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              ckmnstr@lemmy.world
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              I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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                billwashere
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                Now you just need some milk.

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                • moosetwinM moosetwin

                  SCP-597

                  ::: spoiler unrelated note
                  that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
                  :::

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                  kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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                  That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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                  • ? Guest

                    Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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                    SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                    I do apologize for having standards.

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                      i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world
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                      Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                      You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                        Nabisco™ Tits.

                        “Hey, I think these things are responding!”

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                        Betcha didn’t know

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                        • D ddplf@szmer.info

                          What are these, cookies for infants?

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                          assassinatedbycia@lemmy.world
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                          I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

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                            deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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                            Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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                            • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                              Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                              potoooooooo ☑️
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                              I recommend blue or purple.

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                              • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD daggermoon@lemmy.world

                                those are some suckable cookies

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                                potoooooooo ☑️
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                                It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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                                • A aesthelete@lemmy.world

                                  How was the orgy?

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                                  The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.

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                                    flango@lemmy.eco.br
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                                    That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.

                                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata

                                    Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,

                                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catania)

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                                      barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                      The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.

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                                      • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                                        Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                                        barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                        Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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                                        • I i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world

                                          Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                                          You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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                                          Signtist
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                                          All my homies got eye nipples.

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