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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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    daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    those are some suckable cookies

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      raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

      Youtube Video

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        manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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        Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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          agent641@lemmy.world
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          Everything reminds me of her

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          • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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            ckmnstr@lemmy.world
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            I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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            • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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              billwashere
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              Now you just need some milk.

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              • moosetwinM moosetwin

                SCP-597

                ::: spoiler unrelated note
                that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
                :::

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                kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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                That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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                • ? Guest

                  Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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                  SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  I do apologize for having standards.

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                    i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world
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                    #39

                    Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                    You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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                    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                      Nabisco™ Tits.

                      “Hey, I think these things are responding!”

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                      Betcha didn’t know

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                      • D ddplf@szmer.info

                        What are these, cookies for infants?

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                        assassinatedbycia@lemmy.world
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                        I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

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                          deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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                          Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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                          • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                            Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                            potoooooooo ☑️
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                            I recommend blue or purple.

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                            • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD daggermoon@lemmy.world

                              those are some suckable cookies

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                              potoooooooo ☑️
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                              It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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                              • A aesthelete@lemmy.world

                                How was the orgy?

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                                potoooooooo ☑️
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                                The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.

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                                • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                                  flango@lemmy.eco.br
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                                  That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.

                                  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata

                                  Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,

                                  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catania)

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                                    barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                    The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.

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                                    • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                                      Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                                      barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                      Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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                                      • I i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world

                                        Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                                        You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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                                        Signtist
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                                        All my homies got eye nipples.

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                                        • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                                          Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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                                          denjin@feddit.uk
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                                          Your core premise is incorrect

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