Hi #fediverse.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

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Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
STOP SITTING ON CROWS! unless they beg for it π«¦
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

β
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad you sat on a bird much smaller than you

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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

β
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
I'm being sat on by a cat right now!
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

β
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad the saddest "no" ever :<
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

β
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad isn't that like half the point of humans?
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@catsalad Though it occurs to me that there's a very real likelihood most people have never been sat on by a lizard.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

β
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad
I answered no. I'm deathly allergic. Love my puppers to sit on me. -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

β
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
What's... going on here? A *crow*? Are we going to get gradually weirder and weirder polls?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

β
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad uh yeah can we circle back to βmost people have never sat on a crow.β hwhat are you talking about lmao
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@humanhorseshoes @cR0w @catsalad
my duck brain is confused because your name says that you're human after all, but here you say that you are a crow.
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@humanhorseshoes @cR0w @catsalad
my duck brain is confused because your name says that you're human after all, but here you say that you are a crow.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

β
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad
I think there's a bias here; your followers are through selection bias more likely to be cat people, and their social networks are likely to contain above average numbers of cat people tooAs such, i shall, for scientific accuracy, *refrain* from boosting, as it logically follows that my reach would be biased as well
That or I'm distracting myself by typing random bullshit, pick a card either card
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@cR0w @thehole @catsalad See your Taiwanese crow brother on TV on Kevin Tsais shoulder https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8qVlLoLGnPA
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