Hi #fediverse.
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@Haikyoneko @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad The progression here additionally goes seagulls => geese => turkeys
@gfaster @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad need swans in there somewhere
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@gfaster @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad need swans in there somewhere
@Haikyoneko @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad hmmm I think they're between geese and turkeys
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange I misread that...
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@alice @theorangetheme @catsalad seagulls are what happens if someone said "what about a pigeon, but bigger, more aggressive and a complete cunt"
@Haikyoneko @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad Wait, they were M*G* pigeons all along?
Chip/Crisp/fried food/carbohydrate-stealing cacophonous airbourne turd factories, the lot of them.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad Many times have I been sat on by a cat, and only rarely have I sat on a cat by accident.
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@catsalad I checked both “yes”and “no”. In my case, it was Schrödinger’s cat.
@mighty_orbot @catsalad Are you certain?
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@theorangetheme seagulls look like someone was trying to draw a bird and gave up halfway through.
Like, tell me I'm wrong. I erased like half this seagull picture and drew one squiggly line, and a toddler could still tell this thing is a fucking seagull.
@alice @theorangetheme @catsalad now every time a see a seagull I'll erase half of it in my head
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad I like that you can be Schrödinger at this poll and choose both options
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@alice @theorangetheme @catsalad seagulls are what happens if someone said "what about a pigeon, but bigger, more aggressive and a complete cunt"
@Haikyoneko @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad
The interaction I had with @pauricthelodger when he met Johnny.
"I'd like you to meet Johnathan C. Gull."
"What does the C. stand for?"
"Cunt... Obviously"
"Obviously"
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@alice @theorangetheme @catsalad seagulls are what happens if someone said "what about a pigeon, but bigger, more aggressive and a complete cunt"
@Haikyoneko @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad
And British seagulls are like if someone said “take a regular seagull and make it capable of murder” -
@Haikyoneko @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad
And British seagulls are like if someone said “take a regular seagull and make it capable of murder”@transfemmegabriellamontez @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad yeah, I'm talking about UK seagulls! I'm from Portsmouth so I grew up with them, but the ones in Brighton are huge and especially evil!
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad how can they even still b alive. cat in lap is like lv 1 on the maslow pyramid
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad I have even sat on a cat, and stepped on one O.o
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@Haikyoneko @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad hmmm I think they're between geese and turkeys
@gfaster @alice @theorangetheme @catsalad swans can break your arm though. Ask anyone from England. We all know it.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad you sat on a crow?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad i have also been shat on by a cat when she was very sick...
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@sasutina13 @catsalad Oh, one always hopes, but sometimes cats get very sick.
Yes. I´ve had that happen. Moving house, stressed and upset cat, no kitty loo...
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad I am being sat on by a cat right now as I see this poll.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad "cats brooke", who is sat on by 10,000 cats daily, is an outlier and should not be counted
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