Hi #fediverse.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

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Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad Within the last few hours!
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad
I'm extremely allergic to cats to the point even seeing a picture of one makes me instinctively want to vomit.
So yes of course, every cat wants to sit in MY lap and I can't let them.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
Yes, feels like a million times. I'm warm to touch... -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad They've rubbed up against my leg. I don't ever recall them sitting on me. Just walking over a lounge, and their tails flicking. Oh, and gnawing on my nose while I've been asleep (to be fair, that one was a teeny tiny kitten). It could just be me though... for reasons. I've had babies and pooches sit on me, "sit" in the case of baby, but pooches including just their head.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad My first cat sat on me a lot (at 20). My current cat sits on me a lot (at 56). So it's been 30+ years. But omg I love it so much. Fills my heart every time it happens. Feels like kitty hugs.
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@catsalad My first cat sat on me a lot (at 20). My current cat sits on me a lot (at 56). So it's been 30+ years. But omg I love it so much. Fills my heart every time it happens. Feels like kitty hugs.
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@catsalad โI see rhinoceros!โ https://youtube.com/shorts/qmFC8nP4p7Y?is=jUYGujcDFDmv08MZ
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@dicenbuttons @catsalad Exactly. Our cat prefers mummy over daddy (in fairness to him, I'm not as padded up top). But he'll take either of us in a pinch, especially if it's stormy/windy out.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
I am missing the option "most days of my life".
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@catsalad
I'm extremely allergic to cats to the point even seeing a picture of one makes me instinctively want to vomit.
So yes of course, every cat wants to sit in MY lap and I can't let them.
That's because you look away, which looks polite to them and makes them want to get better acquainted ...
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That's because you look away, which looks polite to them and makes them want to get better acquainted ...
@glitzersachen @catsalad
Not really sure about that, but dogs are the same. Also allergic to them and they just love me. *sigh* -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad Where is the option, "I am being sat on by a cat right now?"
(I am not presently being sat on by a cat, but next to a cat who wishes upon me to be sat.)
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@catsalad you sat on a bird much smaller than you

@Kierkegaanks @catsalad I'm sure it was on accident. (Unless the crow planned it.)
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We need a poll on how many people have played with a box of kittens

@simonzerafa @catsalad With the box, or with the kittens?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad feline good about this hypothesis.
Less so for the crow
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad the correct term would be purralized
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.

โ
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad is this a test to see how many people respond to the poll without asking why the crumb you're going round sitting on crows? that doesn't sound fun for you OR the crow
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