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Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.

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  • B baggachipz@sh.itjust.works

    “Disincentivize”?

    Ghost writer.

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    veryinterestingtable@jlai.lu
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    Imagine needing a writer for twitter. I can understand for biographies of people who are not writers themselves. But can’t you write like… One paragrah?

    Up next Elon Musk hires a ghost writter for Diablo IV to type in chat.

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    • lumidaub@feddit.orgL lumidaub@feddit.org

      “things”

      “game”

      Things, ya know? Thinnnnnnnnngs. And gaaaaaaaame. *eyebrow wiggle* Things and game. Nudge nudge.

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      Optional
      wrote last edited by homesweethomemrl@lemmy.world
      #29

      Man 1: My country is very skilled in making things, yes.

      Man 2: Oh, knew she was! Knew she was! Ehhhh . . . is your country a goer? Eh?

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        Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?

        Nothing changes.

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        grue@lemmy.world
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        That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?

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        • V valmond@lemmy.world

          Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.

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          hathaway@lemmy.zip
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          And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.

          Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

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          • G grue@lemmy.world

            That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?

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            wrote last edited by
            #32

            It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

            I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

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              dandomrude@lemmy.world
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              Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…

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                /home/pineapplelover
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                Hyundai tried

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                  Phoenixz
                  wrote last edited by phoenixz@lemmy.ca
                  #35

                  Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?

                  Nope, not him…

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                    Echo Dot
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                    That’s way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game

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                    • H Optional

                      It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

                      I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

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                      Echo Dot
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                      What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?

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                      • P Phoenixz

                        Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?

                        Nope, not him…

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                        syltti@lemmy.world
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                        You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

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                          What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?

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                          wrote last edited by
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                          That was him passing out on two ambien after another day of coke and antihistamines.

                          *snif*

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                            It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

                            I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

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                            Oh yeah. Here it is

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                              downvote_hunter
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                              Are we at the weekend at trump’s stage now?

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                              • dandomrude@lemmy.worldD dandomrude@lemmy.world

                                Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…

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                                theneverfox@pawb.social
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                                It’s frantic back stepping

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                                  What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?

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                                  theneverfox@pawb.social
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                                  Coffee, but in a Russian accent

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                                  • T treczoks@lemmy.world

                                    So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?

                                    Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?

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                                    taldan@lemmy.world
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                                    He’s basically openly saying the US is trying to be like China when it comes to manufacturing (even though there is no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs)

                                    Not to mention he’s backpedaling from kicking out the specialized employees there to build the EV factory. American employees were going to be trained to build the EVs, but there is no need for Americans to need to learn how to build a specialized Hyundai factory. Absolutely no excuse for this other than incompetence

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                                    • S syltti@lemmy.world

                                      You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

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                                      khanzarate@lemmy.world
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                                      Right? He doesn’t even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn’t a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

                                      So if this isn’t AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

                                      Sidenote: wouldn’t be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they’ve received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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                                      • K khanzarate@lemmy.world

                                        Right? He doesn’t even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn’t a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

                                        So if this isn’t AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

                                        Sidenote: wouldn’t be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they’ve received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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                                        crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                        If the post was made by AI, wouldn’t it be…better? Unless it was prompted to write in this “style.”

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                                          fox2263
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                                          Well if you want to do that then you need to stop the things you’re doing contrary to that 🤣

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