Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.

That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?

And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

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It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…

Hyundai tried

Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?

Nope, not him…

That’s way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game

What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?

You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

That was him passing out on two ambien after another day of coke and antihistamines.

*snif*

Oh yeah. Here it is

Are we at the weekend at trump’s stage now?

It’s frantic back stepping

Coffee, but in a Russian accent

He’s basically openly saying the US is trying to be like China when it comes to manufacturing (even though there is no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs)

Not to mention he’s backpedaling from kicking out the specialized employees there to build the EV factory. American employees were going to be trained to build the EVs, but there is no need for Americans to need to learn how to build a specialized Hyundai factory. Absolutely no excuse for this other than incompetence

Right? He doesn’t even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn’t a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

So if this isn’t AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

Sidenote: wouldn’t be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they’ve received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

If the post was made by AI, wouldn’t it be…better? Unless it was prompted to write in this “style.”

Well if you want to do that then you need to stop the things you’re doing contrary to that

I think that an AI would’ve done a better job of making it sound like Trump.

Also, we will jail all political opponents.