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    ceenote@lemmy.world
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    What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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    • starmerchant938@lemmy.worldS starmerchant938@lemmy.world

      I’ll try most things once.

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      Have you tried Pilk?

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        Guinster

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        iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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        Monnness

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          Monnness

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          grue@lemmy.world
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          That’s if you float the green part on top.

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            masamune@lemmy.world
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            The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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              southernbrewer@lemmy.world
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              Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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                Have you tried Pilk?

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                the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                What’s pilk

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                • S southernbrewer@lemmy.world

                  Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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                  SkaveRat
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                  What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                  Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                  • W wiccan2@lemmy.world

                    If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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                    SkaveRat
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                    Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                    • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                      What’s pilk

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                      Pepsi + Milk

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                        primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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                        When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                        That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                        Pointless story, I know…

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                        • kersplooshK kersploosh

                          This is a crime.

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                          slackassassin
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                          A crime of passion.

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                            monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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                            It’s a frankendrink.

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                              Pepsi + Milk

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                              pdxfed@lemmy.world
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                              In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                              • S SkaveRat

                                What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                                Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                                petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                  sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                                  Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                                  • S SkaveRat

                                    Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                                    pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                                      Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                                      SkaveRat
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                                      Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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                                      • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                        Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                        You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                        SkaveRat
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                                        ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                                        The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                                        • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                          Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                          You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                          Mochóirí
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                                          @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                          https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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