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    Guinster

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    iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    Monnness

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      Monnness

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      grue@lemmy.world
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      That’s if you float the green part on top.

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        masamune@lemmy.world
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        The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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          southernbrewer@lemmy.world
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          Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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            Have you tried Pilk?

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            the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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            What’s pilk

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            • S southernbrewer@lemmy.world

              Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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              SkaveRat
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              What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

              Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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              • W wiccan2@lemmy.world

                If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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                SkaveRat
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                Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                  What’s pilk

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                  Pepsi + Milk

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                    primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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                    When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                    That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                    Pointless story, I know…

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                      This is a crime.

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                      slackassassin
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                      A crime of passion.

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                        monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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                        It’s a frankendrink.

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                          Pepsi + Milk

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                          pdxfed@lemmy.world
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                          In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                            What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                            Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                            petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                            Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                            You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                              sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                              Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                                Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                                pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                                Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                                  Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                                  SkaveRat
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                                  Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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                                  • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                    Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                    You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                    SkaveRat
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                                    ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                                    The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                                    • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                      Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                      You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                      Mochóirí
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                                      @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                      https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                      • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                                        When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                                        That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                                        Pointless story, I know…

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                                        hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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                                        I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                                        • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                                          When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                                          That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                                          Pointless story, I know…

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                                          Kruh Master
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                                          Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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