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    Have you tried Pilk?

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    the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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    What’s pilk

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    • S southernbrewer@lemmy.world

      Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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      SkaveRat
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      What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

      Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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      • W wiccan2@lemmy.world

        If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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        SkaveRat
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        Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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        • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

          What’s pilk

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          🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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          Pepsi + Milk

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            primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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            When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
            That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
            Pointless story, I know…

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            • kersplooshK kersploosh

              This is a crime.

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              slackassassin
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              A crime of passion.

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                monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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                It’s a frankendrink.

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                  Pepsi + Milk

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                  pdxfed@lemmy.world
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                  In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                  • S SkaveRat

                    What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                    Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                    petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                    Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                    You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                      sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                      Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                      • S SkaveRat

                        Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                        pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                        Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                        • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                          Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                          SkaveRat
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                          Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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                          • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                            Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                            You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                            SkaveRat
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                            ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                            The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                            • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                              Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                              You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                              Mochóirí
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                              @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                              https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                              • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                                When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                                That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                                Pointless story, I know…

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                                hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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                                I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                                • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                                  When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                                  That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                                  Pointless story, I know…

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                                  Kruh Master
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                                  Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                                  • I iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

                                    Monnness

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                                    bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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                                    Three Ns mandatory

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                                      agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Cursed stout snakebite

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                                      • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

                                        Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                                        jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                        Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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                                        • padraigP padraig

                                          @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                          https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                          SkaveRat
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                                          Nitro is a bit more green

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