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  • K Karyoplasma

    They weigh about 1kg. The force of air is harder to answer as it’s less about how hard you blow and more about how loose or tight your lips are around the mouthpiece. But since dolphins can blow water several meters into the air, I’d just assume they can produce more than enough force to make a note.

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    codpiece@feddit.uk
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    But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?

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    • L lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com

      As so often: the truth is in the middle

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      psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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      It’s all lead to butt tuba.

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        doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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        You missed a hole. Probably more likely to be able to vibrate but I don’t know much about dolphins.

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          反いじ_め戦隊
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          1, because 2 sounds& looks like this.

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          • C codpiece@feddit.uk

            But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?

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            Karyoplasma
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            They could lean against a cliff or something when playing, no?

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              lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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              Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

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                Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

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                bakerbagel@midwest.social
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                Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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                  erie09@lemmy.world
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                    𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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                    Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

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                    • B bakerbagel@midwest.social

                      Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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                      icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                      Superior design.

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                        Superior design.

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                        lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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                        Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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                          1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                            Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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                            icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                            Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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                              Superior design.

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                              no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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                              As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.

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                                3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that

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                                  1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                                  BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                                  Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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                                    Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

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                                      Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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                                      lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

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                                        sam_bass@lemmy.world
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                                        Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

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                                          chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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                                          Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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