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  • lordsmegma@sh.itjust.worksL lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works

    Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

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    bakerbagel@midwest.social
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    Dolphins donโ€™t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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      erie09@lemmy.world
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        Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

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          Dolphins donโ€™t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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          icelimit@lemmy.ml
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          Superior design.

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            Superior design.

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            lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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            Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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              1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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              • lordsmegma@sh.itjust.worksL lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works

                Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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                icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                Questions Iโ€™m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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                • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

                  Superior design.

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                  no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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                  As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.

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                    BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                    3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that

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                    • oni แ“šแ˜แ—ขC oni แ“šแ˜แ—ข

                      1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                      BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                      Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friendโ€™s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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                        Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

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                          Questions Iโ€™m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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                          lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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                          Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

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                            sam_bass@lemmy.world
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                            Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

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                              chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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                              Hereโ€™s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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                                1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                                chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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                                Dolphins arenโ€™t mouth-breathers though.

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                                  twakyr@feddit.org
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                                  I think number 2 would be more effective

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                                    Can confirm

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                                    answersplease77@lemmy.world
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                                    username checksโ€ฆ eww omg

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                                    • T twakyr@feddit.org

                                      I think number 2 would be more effective

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                                      ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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                                      Are you saying you know from experience??

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                                        They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                                          They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                                          mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                                          gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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