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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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  • Interesting and very true

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    I think that’s the truth of Australian animals. Even the ones that can’t kill you still want to.
  • Horses, peacefully farting and snoring

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    The algorithm knew of your secret desires but didn’t have adequate material to fulfill them… Until now.
  • You donkey

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    rmuk@feddit.ukR
    Well, three days have passed and I didn’t think for a second I’d be into THAT of all things but, well, here we are. Thanks - appreciated.
  • Snek knows what you did and is disappointed

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    Starving snake asking for just one more rat [image: bd5ef3b7-f579-47c6-ae5e-a5f8c9050519.jpeg]
  • I haven't slept for 2 days

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    Racists when they attempt to excuse their inherent racism.
  • Let me treat you to ice cream

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    Okay, while that was disturbing to see… I for sure thought that was about the guy that turns tree into icecream and eats it out of a bowl made from the same tree
  • Now it's stuck in my head

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    diptchip@lemmy.worldD
    Just came to admit how fond I am of the asparagus pee stench. Also, Converting Vegetarians comes to mind. That is all.
  • Dadjoke

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    Absurd, and delightfully wholesome. Wish I could give more upvote.
  • I'm pretty sure I wasn't going THAT fast..

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    Explanation: a glitch in the Kinomap exercise app reset the ride time but not the distance and thus convinced itself that I’d been zooming around the virtual streets of Tokyo at almost 57% the speed of sound
  • Lord of the Night

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  • Poor pugs

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    ethaverE
    i mean. this is a completely normal pediatric knee x-ray: [image: knee-xray-baby.jpg] and as for the difference in flesh shape it would actually make sense for the hair to be less radioopaque than the flesh itself… it definitely is fake but that is kinda how bones work sometimes if they want to or haven’t finished getting where they’re going yet.
  • Longest comment chain!

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    OK, who is the next?
  • Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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    starmerchant938@lemmy.worldS
    Kernel panic indeed. 3mg is quite a bit.