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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …

3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

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  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM

    Didn't laugh till I caught the double meaning

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    mickey7@lemmy.worldM
    Even on Lemmy we have the virtue signal enforcers
  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM

    We broke up. I miss him. And now this carrot is laughing at me

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    mickey7@lemmy.worldM
    It must have been in the cold refrigerator to have gotten that small
  • J

    Video Games: 🙃

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    Also the player character has 600 lbs of military weaponry on their person. The door’s locked? Have you considered using the RPG or high explosives in your back pocket?
  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comM

    ABC - Always Be Compliant

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    pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP
    I noticed you didn’t mention the other in this “stupid article”. Here’s Peter Pan: Disney isn’t denying the racism in Peter Pan. In fact, when Disney+ launched, Peter Pan was one of a handful of films that included a sensitivity warning: “This program is presented as originally created. It may contain outdated cultural depictions.” The offensive portrayal of a Native American tribe is not unique to the Disney film either—it comes from the original play and novel by J.M. Barrie. But as Smithsonian Magazine notes, “The 1953 Disney movie doubled-down on racial stereotypes; one of the film’s songs is ‘What Made the Red Man Red.'” Dumbo: Like Peter Pan, Dumbo is one of the classic Disney films to get a content warning on Disney+. The movie’s most controversial moment arrives when the titular elephant meets a group of crows. “The black birds are depicted using African American stereotypes of the time, with jive-like speech patterns and jazzy-gospely songs sung in harmony,” as the Washington Post notes. “The main bird, named Jim Crow, was voiced by white actor Cliff Edwards, who engages in the vocal equivalent of blackface.” What they said about Alladin: Shortly after its release in 1992, Aladdin was called out for negative and damaging depictions of Arab culture. Disney actually changed two lines in the film for its home video release following pressure from the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee. Beauty and the Beast While not everyone agrees that the love story between Belle and the cursed prince is problematic, some have claimed that Beauty and the Beast actually glorifies Stockholm syndrome. After all, Belle only falls for the Beast after he locks her up in his enchanted castle and separates her from her beloved father.
  • B

    They were weak

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    ProfDrDrP
    Who thought butterflies eat butter? And why would they believe that?
  • GollumG

    Outsourcing is 🔑 to success in Business

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    And to think he’s the same guy who was losing all the dad joke don’t laugh challenges for laughing at his own jokes.
  • RmDebArc_5R

    Time to bash Americans again

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    Ik weet niet, wilt je meer of minder domheid… goede vraag.
  • no bananaO

    Not even half a year left

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    Björn TantauB
    Only if I put on any.
  • S

    Ever seen a drunk pig?

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    C
    Every time we visit the in laws
  • J

    Cool hat

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    🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K
    Quentin Tarantino’s ideal woman.
  • S

    The facists are right!

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    That’s blatantly false, and extensively debunked by Brett Deveraux in a series of articles: https://acoup.blog/2020/01/17/collections-the-fremen-mirage-part-i-war-at-the-dawn-of-civilization/
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Hardest battles

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    Which is why I just call in a meeting. Yes im one of those people. It’s just easier to get things done by putting people in the spot.
  • Die Martin DieD

    Checkmate

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    mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM
    tender hogfat is my amish name. and dj name.
  • no bananaO

    Flexin the muscles

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    Don’t worry, you’re not.
  • W

    No words

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    unrealizedrealitiesU
    Good gravy, are you saying people should be judged by their actions, not their beliefs?
  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM

    This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name.

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    Of course, this is in Asia of all places lol. Small shops there love making play on words.
  • HofmaimaierN

    would be useful...

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    ඞmirA
    Google has had this feature for at least a few years
  • C

    Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd

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    fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.comF
    Someone says that movie was cool. You protest that the movie wasn’t a ‘low but not freezing temperature’. You receive pushback for being a pedant. You: I find it hilarious that being correct is being ignorant. It’s ok that you’re wrong, it’s your right. Your last comment made such good progress. You recognised it was your failing to understand the language being spoken. You projected that lack onto everyone else by suggesting no-one could keep up. But you recognised it was a listener’s failure. Why the regression? Communication is a co-operative tool. It is on the speaker to use language appropriate for the likely listeners true. Like an English speaker going into a rural Japanese restaurant and trying to order in English. The speaker did that, we all understood what was meant by ‘nazi’. But also it is on the listener to learn the language likely to be spoken. Like an English speaker going into a rural Japanese restaurant and getting mad at everyone because everything is in Japanese. This is you, you are in an online ‘restaurant’ of a sort getting mad at everyone else for not speaking the language you speak, in the way you want to speak it. They aren’t incorrect, just using the appropriate language for the context they are in. I’ll note that this main character syndrome that everyone else should conform to their way of speaking is common among English speakers. Of course i do, but since it’s not clear from language that I do due to the reasons that I laid out, I understand that you’re confused. See how language is confusing when words change meaning? Oh, the irony. It was clear from the context. Notice how I keep making great emphasis on the context in which the words are being used. I was mocking you for a point made you made without thought coming back to bite you.
  • Die Martin DieD

    Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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    Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?
  • G

    Oh Lordy They Writin'!

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    Oxysis/OxyO
    Yes fuck the republicans more as well