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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

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  • Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

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    Lid up -> cats drink toilet water Lid down -> no toilet-face cats (Seat down because lid is down)
  • THIS IS A SHITPOST

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    Ceci n’est pas une shitpost
  • Oh Lordy They Writin'!

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    There’s an image in my preview but not in the post itself. Weird. Wonder if it’s a Boost issue. I’ll take it down and try again. Editing didn’t seem to fix it.
  • Halloween is fast approaching. Remember to buy candy!

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    I saw they had those inflatable dinosaur costumes at the grocery store for $15. I think I wanna get one.
  • Eat me out like i’m the love of your Life

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    Get a job
  • Great advice

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  • Reddit lost it

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    am a PhD student motherfucker. whoop-de-dooh! good luck with your phd in techbro. and your AI girlfriend.
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  • Husband material

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    My last apartment had pretty thin walls… could always hear my neighbors going at it. Obviously one couple doesn’t speak to the whole population but there’s plenty other examples on the web we can find, I’m sure.
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    It’s a shitpost
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  • Southern hospitality

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    Because they’re young, dumb, and have disposable income.
  • Tonight on How It's Made

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    in the prehistoric times. straight up “decomposing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My organits material
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    False alarm [image: 6701f171-2998-4fd5-ab18-84dec2a86a6d.gif]
  • Decided to dig a big hole

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    Same here there was 500 worms
  • Okay, show me your d5280 or d72, then.

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    Okay, show me your d5280 or d72, then.
  • Sorry blud

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  • Men looking for fun

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    First of all, I’m really tired of those guys on here that just cum and ghost so if you’re one of those don’t bother messaging me. Ok thx ?? I really love the idea of getting to know the person whose balls I’m going to be emptying over and over again. My face is super cute so you’d be milking your cock viciously whenever I sent a picture or clip with me fully clothed just smiling. I love hearing you tell me exactly how I make you feel and I know damn well I’ll make you and your cock feel like you’re on cloud 9. I also really love roleplaying, especially if the scenario is super taboo. Besides the horniness I’ll cause, I’m just a normal dorky girl who likes reading, getting high, listening to chill music in bed or when I’m driving, and I get super stressed over school work so I love using this as a stress reliever. Just know that I’ll also be a really caring friend and I’ll be there any time you wanna talk to me. Hit me up dudes, or just keep jerking off to some random porn. Your choice. Tell me where you are located in DM, let see if it can be you ‍️ Zangi 6774246341 Telegram @juicypinkrose838
  • 2025 Right Wing free speech cancel spree

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    You even think you’re expressing independent thoughts right now. You’re not. You’re repeating a script. I was there when they wrote it. I saw them test the best ways to program it into your brain. Your weak, spongy mind sucked it right up because you were desperate for something to hold onto. Doesn’t it bother you that everywhere you go, your existing biases are confirmed? You really don’t understand that’s by design. Who do you think the designer is? It’s you. Rich, powerful people created the environment that reinforces your thoughts and behavior. One day you’ll look back on these wasted days and cringe so hard your neck will swallow your head like a turtle.
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    Oh ya, the right famously doesn’t point fingers at every point in time, while calling to kill left leaning people.