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  • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

    You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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    SkaveRat
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    ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

    The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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    • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

      Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

      You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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      Mochóirí
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      @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

      https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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      • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

        When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
        That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
        Pointless story, I know…

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        hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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        I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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        • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

          When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
          That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
          Pointless story, I know…

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          Kruh Master
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          Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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          • I iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

            Monnness

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            bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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            Three Ns mandatory

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              agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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              Cursed stout snakebite

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              • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

                Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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                • padraigP padraig

                  @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                  https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                  SkaveRat
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                  Nitro is a bit more green

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                  • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

                    Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                    beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                    So trash?

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                    • S SkaveRat

                      Nitro is a bit more green

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                      @skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!

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                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                        Pepsi + Milk

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                        sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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                        I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                        • S sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works

                          I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                          wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
                          #37

                          I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

                          Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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                            protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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                            What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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                              Guinster

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                              fuckgod
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                              I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

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                              • P protoknuckles@lemmy.world

                                What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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                                wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
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                                Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                                • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                                  What’s pilk

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                                  tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                  pigeon milk.

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                                    Guinster

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                                    tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                    GONSTNESS

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                                    • G grue@lemmy.world

                                      That’s if you float the green part on top.

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                                      tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                      THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                                      • padraigP padraig

                                        @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                        https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                        petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                        That looks like it’ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

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                                        • C ceenote@lemmy.world

                                          What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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                                          tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                          antifreeze chocolate.

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