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  • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

    When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
    That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
    Pointless story, I know…

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    hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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    I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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    • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

      When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
      That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
      Pointless story, I know…

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      Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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      • I iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

        Monnness

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        bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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        Three Ns mandatory

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          agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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          Cursed stout snakebite

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          • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

            Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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            jaybone@lemmy.zip
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            Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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            • padraigP padraig

              @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

              https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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              SkaveRat
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              Nitro is a bit more green

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              • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

                Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                So trash?

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                • S SkaveRat

                  Nitro is a bit more green

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                  Mochóirí
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                  @skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!

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                  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                    Pepsi + Milk

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                    sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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                    I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                    • S sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works

                      I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                      wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
                      #37

                      I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

                      Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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                        protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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                        What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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                          Guinster

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                          I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

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                          • P protoknuckles@lemmy.world

                            What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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                            Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                            • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                              What’s pilk

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                              tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                              pigeon milk.

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                                Guinster

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                                tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                GONSTNESS

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                                • G grue@lemmy.world

                                  That’s if you float the green part on top.

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                                  tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                  THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                                  • padraigP padraig

                                    @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                    https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                    petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                    That looks like it’ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

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                                    • C ceenote@lemmy.world

                                      What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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                                      tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                      antifreeze chocolate.

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                                      • M masamune@lemmy.world

                                        The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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                                        tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                        gives you kidney stones.

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                                        • S SkaveRat

                                          ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                                          The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                                          petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                          Ahh, I see, I see.

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