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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

    Can you give us idiots a clue?

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    moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub
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    They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.

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      moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub
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      This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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        idraw4u@sh.itjust.works
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        Guinster or nothing.

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        • P pattymcb@lemmy.world

          You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol

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          Kruh Master
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          Even paint chips taste better than Guinness

          They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.

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          • i_love_fft@jlai.luI i_love_fft@jlai.lu

            I’d call that a yellow velvet.

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            sippycup@feddit.nl
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            Frankensteins monster.

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            • M moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub

              This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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              savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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              Like water.

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                volvis@sopuli.xyz
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                We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.

                1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.

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                  Sunoc
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                  Can you don’t?

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                    ook@discuss.tchncs.de
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                    My m’uiness tips fedora

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                    • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works

                      Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

                      (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

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                      hoimo@ani.social
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                      King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it’s called a Hyper Viper. I’ve tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I’d just go for thematic or pun-based combos.

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                      • P pdxfed@lemmy.world

                        In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                        dirtpuddlemisfortune@feddit.org
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                        I thought piss and milk.

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                          Guinster

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                          dirtpuddlemisfortune@feddit.org
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                          Gunster.

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                          • Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)F Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)

                            This looks like it’d give me superpowers

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                            agent641@lemmy.world
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                            But the cursed monkeypaw ones

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                              vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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                              The reason the drinks aren’t mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.

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                                mehblah@lemmy.world
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                                Death to yea and pox on your family.

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                                • kersplooshK kersploosh

                                  This is a crime.

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                                  skisnow@lemmy.ca
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                                  I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.

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                                  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works

                                    The reason the drinks aren’t mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.

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                                    mehblah@lemmy.world
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                                    Sure I used to do that with Guinness Stout and Guinness Blonde. I liked how the flavors changed when you got to the bottom. Then they started making the blonde in the US and it turned in to a undrinkable IPA. I could no longer get the real thing. It went from a perfect complement to the stout to a bitter sir hops alot. It was nothing like the real thing(from Dublin) and I quit drinking them.

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                                      BlueFootedPetey
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                                      Is monster really that color? Euk. Not that I wouldnt drink it if you put it in front of me.

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