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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

    Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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    psythik@lemmy.world
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    They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

    The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.

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    • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

      My heart hurts just looking at that.

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      oldchicoale@lemmy.world
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      I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

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      • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

        THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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        moriquende@lemmy.world
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        THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

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          akasazh@lemmy.world
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          Guinning!

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            Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)
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            This looks like it’d give me superpowers

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            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

              Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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              wildpalmtree@lemmy.world
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              #69

              Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.

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                i_love_fft@jlai.lu
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                I’d call that a yellow velvet.

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                  Drunk & Root
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                  #71

                  ill take 2

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                  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ zerocool@lemmy.ca

                    Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

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                    cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                    Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

                    (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

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                    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                      Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                      moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub
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                      #73

                      They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.

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                        moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub
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                        #74

                        This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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                          idraw4u@sh.itjust.works
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                          Guinster or nothing.

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                          • P pattymcb@lemmy.world

                            You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol

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                            Kruh Master
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                            #76

                            Even paint chips taste better than Guinness

                            They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.

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                            • i_love_fft@jlai.luI i_love_fft@jlai.lu

                              I’d call that a yellow velvet.

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                              sippycup@feddit.nl
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                              #77

                              Frankensteins monster.

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                              • M moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub

                                This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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                                savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                                #78

                                Like water.

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                                  volvis@sopuli.xyz
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                                  We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.

                                  1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.

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                                    Sunoc
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                                    Can you don’t?

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                                      ook@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                      #81

                                      My m’uiness tips fedora

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                                      • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works

                                        Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

                                        (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

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                                        hoimo@ani.social
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                                        #82

                                        King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it’s called a Hyper Viper. I’ve tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I’d just go for thematic or pun-based combos.

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                                        • P pdxfed@lemmy.world

                                          In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                                          dirtpuddlemisfortune@feddit.org
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                                          I thought piss and milk.

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