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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC cm0002@lemmy.world
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    Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)
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    This looks like it’d give me superpowers

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

      Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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      wildpalmtree@lemmy.world
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      Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.

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      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC cm0002@lemmy.world
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        i_love_fft@jlai.lu
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        I’d call that a yellow velvet.

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        • cm0002@lemmy.worldC cm0002@lemmy.world
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          Drunk & Root
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          ill take 2

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          • zerocool@lemmy.caZ zerocool@lemmy.ca

            Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

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            cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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            Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

            (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

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            • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

              Can you give us idiots a clue?

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              moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub
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              They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.

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                moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub
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                #74

                This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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                • cm0002@lemmy.worldC cm0002@lemmy.world
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                  idraw4u@sh.itjust.works
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                  Guinster or nothing.

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                  • P pattymcb@lemmy.world

                    You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol

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                    Kruh Master
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                    #76

                    Even paint chips taste better than Guinness

                    They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.

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                    • i_love_fft@jlai.luI i_love_fft@jlai.lu

                      I’d call that a yellow velvet.

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                      sippycup@feddit.nl
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                      #77

                      Frankensteins monster.

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                      • M moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub

                        This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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                        savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                        #78

                        Like water.

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                          volvis@sopuli.xyz
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                          We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.

                          1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.

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                            Sunoc
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                            Can you don’t?

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                            • cm0002@lemmy.worldC cm0002@lemmy.world
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                              ook@discuss.tchncs.de
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                              My m’uiness tips fedora

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                              • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works

                                Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

                                (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

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                                hoimo@ani.social
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                                King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it’s called a Hyper Viper. I’ve tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I’d just go for thematic or pun-based combos.

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                                • P pdxfed@lemmy.world

                                  In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                                  dirtpuddlemisfortune@feddit.org
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                                  I thought piss and milk.

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                                    Guinster

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                                    dirtpuddlemisfortune@feddit.org
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                                    Gunster.

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                                    • Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)F Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)

                                      This looks like it’d give me superpowers

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                                      agent641@lemmy.world
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                                      But the cursed monkeypaw ones

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                                        vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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                                        The reason the drinks aren’t mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.

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                                          mehblah@lemmy.world
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                                          Death to yea and pox on your family.

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