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  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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    chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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    Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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    • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

      1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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      chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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      Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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      • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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        twakyr@feddit.org
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        I think number 2 would be more effective

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        • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

          Can confirm

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          answersplease77@lemmy.world
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          username checks… eww omg

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          • T twakyr@feddit.org

            I think number 2 would be more effective

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            ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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            Are you saying you know from experience??

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            • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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              They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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                • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                  hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                  Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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                  • M mienshao@lemmy.world

                    Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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                    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                    now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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                      Are you saying you know from experience??

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                      twakyr@feddit.org
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                      Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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                      • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                        1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                        yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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                        Speak for yourself

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                        • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                          evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                          First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                          Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                            krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                            A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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                            • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                              First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                              Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                              tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                                  evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                                  Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                    1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                                      beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                      You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                      • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                                        Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                        prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                                        Back and forth, forever

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                                        • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                                          Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                                          aa5b@lemmy.world
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                                          They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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