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  • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

    Can confirm

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    answersplease77@lemmy.world
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    username checks… eww omg

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    • T twakyr@feddit.org

      I think number 2 would be more effective

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      ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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      Are you saying you know from experience??

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        They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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          They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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          mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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          gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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            hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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            Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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            • M mienshao@lemmy.world

              Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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              swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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              now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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              • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

                Are you saying you know from experience??

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                twakyr@feddit.org
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                Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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                • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                  1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                  yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  Speak for yourself

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                    evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                    First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                    Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                      krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                      A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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                      • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                        First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                        Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                          tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                          Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                            evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                            Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                              Drunk & Root
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                              1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                              • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                                beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                                  Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                  prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Back and forth, forever

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                                  • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                                    Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                                    aa5b@lemmy.world
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                                    They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                                    • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                      You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                      Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                                      • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

                                        1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                                        tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                                        I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                                        • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                                          Whereas fish can play scales?

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                                          cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                                          This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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