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  • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

    1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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    chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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    Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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      twakyr@feddit.org
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      I think number 2 would be more effective

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      • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

        Can confirm

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        answersplease77@lemmy.world
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        username checks… eww omg

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        • T twakyr@feddit.org

          I think number 2 would be more effective

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          ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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          Are you saying you know from experience??

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            They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

              They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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              mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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              gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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                hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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                • M mienshao@lemmy.world

                  Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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                  swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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                  • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

                    Are you saying you know from experience??

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                    twakyr@feddit.org
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                    Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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                    • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                      1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                      yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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                      Speak for yourself

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                        evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                        First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                        Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                          krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                          A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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                          • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                            First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                            Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                              tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                              Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                                evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                                Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                  Drunk & Root
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                                  1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                                    beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                    You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                    • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                                      Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                      prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Back and forth, forever

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                                      • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                                        Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                                        aa5b@lemmy.world
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                                        They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                                        • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                          You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                          tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                          Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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