Doot doot
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Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!
now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out
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Are you saying you know from experience??
Purely internet pseudo knowledge
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Speak for yourself
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First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:
Second of all, we already have 2 at home:
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A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.
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First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:
Second of all, we already have 2 at home:
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Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science
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Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.
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1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses
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You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!
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Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.
Back and forth, forever
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Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.
They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers
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You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!
Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.
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1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses
I shoot music out my blowhole.
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Whereas fish can play scales?
This comment with this username chef’s kiss
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Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.
… he gassen. Idk
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2 thats the mouth
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… he gassen. Idk
️ what’s going in 5he worldHaha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.
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Out the blowhole
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Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.
Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.
