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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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    Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

    OIP-1842996012._lPO6BiNx9y-gyPL6JWltAHaJ4

    https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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    • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

      Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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      “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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        “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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        drdystopia@lemy.lol
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        no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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          aceshigh@lemmy.world
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          That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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          • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

            That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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            It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.

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            • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

              That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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              onyxjet@lemmy.world
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              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

              This fella

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              • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                Probably some kind of anteater

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                  Probably some kind of anteater

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                  potoooooooo ☑️
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                  I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                  • potoooooooo ☑️I potoooooooo ☑️

                    I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                    flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                    Definitely not. Long pig is usually found adrift at sea.

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                    • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                      That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                      brunchyvirus
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                      Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound

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                          zd9@lemmy.world
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                          l o n g b o y e

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                          • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                            You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                            phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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                            The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.

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                              phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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                              Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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                                Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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                                bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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                                Is a poptart a pizza?

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                                  jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                  Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?

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                                  • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                    You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                                    jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                    Cheap garbage preservative junk food.

                                    It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.

                                    I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.

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                                      Cheap garbage preservative junk food.

                                      It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.

                                      I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.

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                                      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                      You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                                      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                        You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                                        jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                        Yeah I wasn’t sure on that part. That’s crazy that the filling is shelf stable and keeps.

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                                          krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                                          Someone get this person a Nobel prize.

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