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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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  • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

    The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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    assassassin@lemmy.world
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    That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway

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      Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

      OIP-1842996012._lPO6BiNx9y-gyPL6JWltAHaJ4

      https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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      • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

        Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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        “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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          “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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          drdystopia@lemy.lol
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          no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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            aceshigh@lemmy.world
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            That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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            • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

              That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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              Captain Aggravated
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              It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.

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              • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                onyxjet@lemmy.world
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                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

                This fella

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                • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                  That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                  flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                  Probably some kind of anteater

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                  • F flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip

                    Probably some kind of anteater

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                    potoooooooo ☑️
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                    I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                    • potoooooooo ☑️I potoooooooo ☑️

                      I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                      flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                      Definitely not. Long pig is usually found adrift at sea.

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                      • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                        That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                        brunchyvirus
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                        Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound

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                            zd9@lemmy.world
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                            l o n g b o y e

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                            • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                              You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                              phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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                              The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.

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                                phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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                                Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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                                • P phdepressed@sh.itjust.works

                                  Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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                                  bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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                                  Is a poptart a pizza?

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                                    jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                    Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?

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                                    • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                      You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                                      jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                      Cheap garbage preservative junk food.

                                      It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.

                                      I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.

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                                      • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

                                        Cheap garbage preservative junk food.

                                        It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.

                                        I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.

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                                        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                        You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                                        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                          You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                                          jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                          Yeah I wasn’t sure on that part. That’s crazy that the filling is shelf stable and keeps.

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