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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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    captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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    • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

      Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

      Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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      codpiece@feddit.uk
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      Carpentry?

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      • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

        I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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        UltraMagnus0001
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        But not cocks

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          bryndos
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          Obviously “clock”.
          It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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          • F frog@feddit.uk

            Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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            obi@sopuli.xyz
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            The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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              ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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              Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                  Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                  quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                  Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                  • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                    I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                    Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                    quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                    I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                    • U UltraMagnus0001

                      But not cocks

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                      captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                      The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                      • U UltraMagnus0001

                        But not cocks

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                        agent641@lemmy.world
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                        Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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