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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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    Rob T Firefly
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    There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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    • C codpiece@feddit.uk

      Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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      barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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      #18

      Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

      Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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        captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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        • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

          Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

          Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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          codpiece@feddit.uk
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          Carpentry?

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          • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

            I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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            UltraMagnus0001
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            But not cocks

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              bryndos
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              Obviously “clock”.
              It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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              • F frog@feddit.uk

                Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                obi@sopuli.xyz
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                The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                  ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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                  Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                    mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                    Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                    • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                      Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                      quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                      Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                      • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                        I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                        Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                        quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                        I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                          But not cocks

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                          captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                          The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                            But not cocks

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                            agent641@lemmy.world
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                            Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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