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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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    zachariah@lemmy.world
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      frankfrankson@lemmy.world
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      Chick cock

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        There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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        • C codpiece@feddit.uk

          Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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          barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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          Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

          Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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            captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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            I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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            • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

              Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

              Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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              codpiece@feddit.uk
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              Carpentry?

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              • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

                I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                UltraMagnus0001
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                But not cocks

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                  bryndos
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                  Obviously “clock”.
                  It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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                  • F frog@feddit.uk

                    Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                    obi@sopuli.xyz
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                    The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                      ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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                      Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                        mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                        Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                        • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                          Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                          quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                          Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                          • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                            I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                            Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                            quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                            I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                              But not cocks

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                              captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                              The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                                But not cocks

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                                agent641@lemmy.world
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                                Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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