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    ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

    Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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      I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

      Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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      boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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        zachariah@lemmy.world
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          frankfrankson@lemmy.world
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          Chick cock

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            Rob T Firefly
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            There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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              Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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              barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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              Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

              Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                  Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                  Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                  codpiece@feddit.uk
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                  Carpentry?

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                  • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

                    I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                    UltraMagnus0001
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                    But not cocks

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                      bryndos
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                      Obviously “clock”.
                      It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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                      • F frog@feddit.uk

                        Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                        obi@sopuli.xyz
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                        The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                          ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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                          Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                            mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                            Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                            • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                              Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                              quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                              Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                              • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                                I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                                Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                                quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                                I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                                  But not cocks

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                                  captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                  The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                                    But not cocks

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                                    agent641@lemmy.world
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                                    Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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