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  • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

    long walk
    1.71 miles

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    D_C
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    The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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    • B Billegh

      Out Of Poop

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      morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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      Out Of Paper, toilet

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      • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

        Ah returnee’s release.

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        humanonearth@lemmy.ca
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        I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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        • H humanonearth@lemmy.ca

          I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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          dufkm@lemmy.world
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          In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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          • ? Guest

            That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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            dufkm@lemmy.world
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            Never ruin a good story with facts

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            • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

              Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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              • ? Guest

                That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                iliketraaaains@lemmy.world
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                I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                  Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                  Digitalprimate
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                  The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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                  • S scytale

                    The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                    coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world
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                    This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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                    • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                      long walk
                      1.71 miles

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                      _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                      Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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                      • I iliketraaaains@lemmy.world

                        I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                        When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                        obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                        I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

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                        • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                          long walk
                          1.71 miles

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                          bojack411@lemmy.world
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                          When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.

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