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    Drunk & Root
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    #57

    1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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      beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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      • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

        Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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        prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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        Back and forth, forever

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        • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

          Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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          aa5b@lemmy.world
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          They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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          • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

            You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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            tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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            #61

            Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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            • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

              1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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              tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
              wrote last edited by tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
              #62

              I shoot music out my blowhole.

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              • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                Whereas fish can play scales?

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                cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                #63

                This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                  Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                  beejboytyson@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by
                  #64

                  … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                    friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                    2 thats the mouth

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                    • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                      … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                      Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                      • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                        kinther@lemmy.world
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                        Out the blowhole

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                        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                          Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                          Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

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                            @orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

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