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    evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

    Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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      krunklom@lemmy.zip
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      A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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      • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

        First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

        Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        • E erie09@lemmy.world

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          tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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          Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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            evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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            Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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              Drunk & Root
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              #57

              1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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              • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                  Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                  prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                  Back and forth, forever

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                  • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                    Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                    aa5b@lemmy.world
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                    They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                    • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                      You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                      Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                        1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                        tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                        I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                        • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                          Whereas fish can play scales?

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                          cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                          This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                            Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                            beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                            … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                              friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                              2 thats the mouth

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                              • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                                tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                                  kinther@lemmy.world
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                                  Out the blowhole

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                                  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                    Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                                    beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                    Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

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                                      @orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

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