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  • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

    First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

    Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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        evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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          Drunk & Root
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          #57

          1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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            beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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            You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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            • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

              Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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              prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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              Back and forth, forever

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              • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                aa5b@lemmy.world
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                They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                  You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                  tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                  Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                    1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                    tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                    #62

                    I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                    • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                      Whereas fish can play scales?

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                      cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                      #63

                      This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                        Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                        … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                          friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                          2 thats the mouth

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                          • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                            … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                            tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                            Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                              kinther@lemmy.world
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                              Out the blowhole

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                              • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                                beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

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                                  @orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

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