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  • W wiccan2@lemmy.world

    If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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    SkaveRat
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    Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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    • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

      What’s pilk

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      Pepsi + Milk

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        primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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        When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
        That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
        Pointless story, I know…

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        • kersplooshK kersploosh

          This is a crime.

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          slackassassin
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          A crime of passion.

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            monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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            It’s a frankendrink.

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              Pepsi + Milk

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              pdxfed@lemmy.world
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              In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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              • S SkaveRat

                What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                  sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                  Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                  • S SkaveRat

                    Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                    pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                    Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                      Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                      SkaveRat
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                      Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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                      • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                        Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                        You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                        SkaveRat
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                        ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                        The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                        • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                          Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                          You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                          Mochóirí
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                          @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                          https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                          • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                            When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                            That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                            Pointless story, I know…

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                            hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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                            I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                            • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                              When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                              That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                              Pointless story, I know…

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                              Kruh Master
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                              Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                              • I iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

                                Monnness

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                                bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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                                Three Ns mandatory

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                                  agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Cursed stout snakebite

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                                  • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

                                    Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                                    jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                    Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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                                    • padraigP padraig

                                      @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                      https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                      SkaveRat
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                                      Nitro is a bit more green

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                                      • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

                                        Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                                        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                        So trash?

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                                        • S SkaveRat

                                          Nitro is a bit more green

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                                          Mochóirí
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                                          @skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!

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