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  • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

    What’s pilk

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    Pepsi + Milk

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      primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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      When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
      That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
      Pointless story, I know…

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      • kersplooshK kersploosh

        This is a crime.

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        slackassassin
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        A crime of passion.

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          monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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          It’s a frankendrink.

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            Pepsi + Milk

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            pdxfed@lemmy.world
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            In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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            • S SkaveRat

              What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

              Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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              petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

              You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                • S SkaveRat

                  Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                  pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                  Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                    Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                    SkaveRat
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                    Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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                    • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                      Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                      You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                      SkaveRat
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                      ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                      The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                      • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                        Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                        You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                        @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                        https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                        • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                          When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                          That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                          Pointless story, I know…

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                          hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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                          I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                          • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                            When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                            That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                            Pointless story, I know…

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                            Kruh Master
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                            Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                            • I iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

                              Monnness

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                              bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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                              Three Ns mandatory

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                                agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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                                Cursed stout snakebite

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                                • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

                                  Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                                  jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                  Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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                                  • padraigP padraig

                                    @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                    https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                    SkaveRat
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                                    Nitro is a bit more green

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                                    • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

                                      Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                                      beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                      So trash?

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                                      • S SkaveRat

                                        Nitro is a bit more green

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                                        @skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!

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                                          Pepsi + Milk

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                                          sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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                                          I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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