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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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  • A assassassin@lemmy.world

    How many pop tarts long is snoot?

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    betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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      betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      After last week’s poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.

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        thetetrapod@lemmy.world
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        “'Do you have games on your phone?”

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          drdystopia@lemy.lol
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          Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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            My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts…

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            drdystopia@lemy.lol
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            You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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              padge@lemmy.zip
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              I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.

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                unrealizedrealities
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                Bouger moi

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                • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                  The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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                  assassassin@lemmy.world
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                  That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway

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                    ekZepp
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                    Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

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                    https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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                    • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                      Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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                      “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                        “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                        drdystopia@lemy.lol
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                        no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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                          That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                            That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                            It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.

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                            • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                              That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                              onyxjet@lemmy.world
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                              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

                              This fella

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                              • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                                That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                                Probably some kind of anteater

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                                • F flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip

                                  Probably some kind of anteater

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                                  I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                                    I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                                    flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                                    Definitely not. Long pig is usually found adrift at sea.

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                                      That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                      brunchyvirus
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                                      Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound

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                                          zd9@lemmy.world
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                                          l o n g b o y e

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