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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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    thetetrapod@lemmy.world
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    “'Do you have games on your phone?”

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      drdystopia@lemy.lol
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      Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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        My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts…

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        drdystopia@lemy.lol
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        You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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          padge@lemmy.zip
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          I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.

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            unrealizedrealities
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            Bouger moi

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            • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

              The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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              assassassin@lemmy.world
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              That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway

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                Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

                OIP-1842996012._lPO6BiNx9y-gyPL6JWltAHaJ4

                https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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                • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                  Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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                  “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                    “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                    drdystopia@lemy.lol
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                    no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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                      aceshigh@lemmy.world
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                      That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                        That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                        It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.

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                          That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                          onyxjet@lemmy.world
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                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

                          This fella

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                          • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                            That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                            flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                            Probably some kind of anteater

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                              Probably some kind of anteater

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                              I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                                I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                                flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                                Definitely not. Long pig is usually found adrift at sea.

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                                  That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                  brunchyvirus
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                                  Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound

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                                      zd9@lemmy.world
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                                      l o n g b o y e

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                                      • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                        You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                                        phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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                                        The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.

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                                          phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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                                          Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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