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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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  • C codpiece@feddit.uk

    Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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    barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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    #18

    Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

    Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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      captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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      • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

        Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

        Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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        codpiece@feddit.uk
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        Carpentry?

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        • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

          I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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          UltraMagnus0001
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          But not cocks

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            bryndos
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            Obviously “clock”.
            It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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            • F frog@feddit.uk

              Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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              obi@sopuli.xyz
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              The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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                Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                  mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                  Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                  • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                    Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                    quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                    Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                    • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                      I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                      Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                      quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                      I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                      • U UltraMagnus0001

                        But not cocks

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                        captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                        The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                        • U UltraMagnus0001

                          But not cocks

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                          agent641@lemmy.world
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                          Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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