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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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  • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

    Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

    Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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    codpiece@feddit.uk
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    Carpentry?

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    • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

      I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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      UltraMagnus0001
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      But not cocks

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        bryndos
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        Obviously “clock”.
        It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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        • F frog@feddit.uk

          Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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          obi@sopuli.xyz
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          The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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            ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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            Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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              mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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              Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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              • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                  I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                  Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                  quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                  I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                  • U UltraMagnus0001

                    But not cocks

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                    captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                    The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                    • U UltraMagnus0001

                      But not cocks

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                      agent641@lemmy.world
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                      Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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