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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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  • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

    I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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    UltraMagnus0001
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    But not cocks

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      bryndos
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      Obviously “clock”.
      It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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      • F frog@feddit.uk

        Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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        obi@sopuli.xyz
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        The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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          ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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          Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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            mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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            Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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            • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

              Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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              quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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              Except this is America and most spell it check.

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              • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                • U UltraMagnus0001

                  But not cocks

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                  captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                  The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                  • U UltraMagnus0001

                    But not cocks

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                    agent641@lemmy.world
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                    Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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