Hi #fediverse.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
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Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad
Yes, I spent years being cat furniture.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
โ Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad I love that this poll supports both answers at the same time. Schroedingerโs cat lap.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
โ Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
๏ธ A cat is sitting on me right now. -
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@alice@lgbtqia.space I was at Cedar Point, an amusement park on a peninsula in Lake Erie where there are a ton of seagulls. I was eating frozen custard while walking down the midway. Some dripped on my hand. I licked it off. It was not frozen custard.
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@alice@lgbtqia.space I was at Cedar Point, an amusement park on a peninsula in Lake Erie where there are a ton of seagulls. I was eating frozen custard while walking down the midway. Some dripped on my hand. I licked it off. It was not frozen custard.
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@alice@lgbtqia.space I was at Cedar Point, an amusement park on a peninsula in Lake Erie where there are a ton of seagulls. I was eating frozen custard while walking down the midway. Some dripped on my hand. I licked it off. It was not frozen custard.
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@alice@lgbtqia.space I was at Cedar Point, an amusement park on a peninsula in Lake Erie where there are a ton of seagulls. I was eating frozen custard while walking down the midway. Some dripped on my hand. I licked it off. It was not frozen custard.
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@CordiallyChloe @julie @alice
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@catsalad I have both sat on and been sat on by a cat.
I have not, however, sat on a crow. But I did get shit on by a seagull once.
I hate seagulls.
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@theorangetheme seagulls look like someone was trying to draw a bird and gave up halfway through.
Like, tell me I'm wrong. I erased like half this seagull picture and drew one squiggly line, and a toddler could still tell this thing is a fucking seagull.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
โ Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
It is a daily occurrence for me. They also walk over me, jump on me, sleep on me. I am their furniture, basically. -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
โ Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad Can chose *both* ?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
โ Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad I, for one, have never sat, and would never sit, on a crow. Why would this be a conversation point? Poor birds.
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@catsalad Never sat on a crow? Who would do such a thing?
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@catsalad I have both sat on and been sat on by a cat.
I have not, however, sat on a crow. But I did get shit on by a seagull once.
I hate seagulls.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
โ Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad with proof :3
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@catsalad with proof :3
@totientfunction cat furniture
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