Hi #fediverse.
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@catsalad daily. It's the same when I visit friends houses. All these cats that apparently don't like people just turn up and sit on my lap.
I'm a Disney princess stuck in the body of a straight middle aged cis white guy with a bushy beard.
@naturepunk @catsalad Cats LOVE beards. I lost primary human status with many a cat to my big bearded stepdad.
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@catsalad no one has ever been shat on by a cat, I hope...
@sasutina13 @catsalad Oh, one always hopes, but sometimes cats get very sick.
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@catsalad I have both sat on and been sat on by a cat.
I have not, however, sat on a crow. But I did get shit on by a seagull once.
I hate seagulls.
Seagull: Is that @alice I see?!!
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@november Kitties of all sizes are welcome on my lap :3
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@november Kitties of all sizes are welcome on my lap :3
@catsalad Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Lap jail.
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Lap jail.
Do not pass go.
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@catsalad I have both sat on and been sat on by a cat.
I have not, however, sat on a crow. But I did get shit on by a seagull once.
I hate seagulls.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad wtf is that dp
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad Last night my cat wanted laptime and jumped up unaware that my shorts provided inadequate protection from the paw razors. There was blood and pain, all of it being mine.
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@catsalad I have both sat on and been sat on by a cat.
I have not, however, sat on a crow. But I did get shit on by a seagull once.
I hate seagulls.
@alice@lgbtqia.space I was at Cedar Point, an amusement park on a peninsula in Lake Erie where there are a ton of seagulls. I was eating frozen custard while walking down the midway. Some dripped on my hand. I licked it off. It was not frozen custard.
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@msbellows
While Medo sleeps on my ribs at night, he instantly gets up, stretches and then wraps himself around my neck as soon as I wake up. @catsalad -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad sat on by a cat: of course, all the time!
Sat on a cat: ...never on purpose
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@cR0w @thehole @catsalad It's too orangey for crows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqXfuZ_Sk_E
@humanhorseshoes @cR0w @thehole @catsalad
I remember this ad. -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad
Being sat on by a cat is an important device in the "can you make me a cup of tea please" exchange.
ie " I can't move, I've got a cat* on me"* Also works with 'dog'.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad It's like they know I'm allergic and they come and plop on me
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad You mean like this?
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on by a cat.
Have you ever been sat on by a cat?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@catsalad Our cat sits on my belly sometimes while I'm sleeping for some reason. Sometimes they'd sniff my face or nudge their face on my face.
At one point they even did their kneading thing while I'm just sitting. It tickled but I didn't mind. They probably thought my belly was a soft bed.
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@froztbyte also the poor souls that have the wrong kind of histamine @catsalad
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